Ben Bernankes Druken Diatribe on Economy
Ben Bernanke drunk, but honest about Economy
As you all know, I try to have original content on my blog. I couldn’t resist sharing this with you. Fed Chairman, Ben Bernanke was drunk on his ass and giving his take on why the American economy is in the tank. Read this article and enjoy!
SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.
Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was “pretty goddamned awful if you want the God’s honest truth.”
