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Ben Bernankes Druken Diatribe on Economy

Ben Bernanke drunk on his ass

Ben Bernanke drunk, but honest about Economy

As you all know, I try to have original content on my blog. I couldn’t resist sharing this with you. Fed Chairman, Ben Bernanke was drunk on his ass and giving his take on why the American economy is in the tank. Read this article and enjoy!

SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is.
Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at approximately 5:30 p.m., ensconced himself upon a bar stool, and consumed several bottles of Miller High Life and a half-dozen shots of whiskey while loudly proclaiming to any patron who would listen that the economic outlook was “pretty goddamned awful if you want the God’s honest truth.”

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Debt – Lose It!

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Wrestling with debt can be very stressful; You need a plan! Many people put off talking to the bank or the credit card company. You would be surprised how they will work with you. All you have to do is ask. I have a client who has been burdended by several mortgages and credit card debt. If you call them you can renogtiate terms and monthly payments.

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How to Create SMART Financial Goals – Is It Time Bound?

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Time for Universal Credit Card?

We’re reaching the end of our SMART goals.  We’ve gone through making the goal specific, being able to measure it, making sure it’s attainable, and looking at how relevantit is.  Now we’ll ask if your goal is Time-Bound?

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Seventy Five Percent of Modified Home Loans Will Default

Most borrowers who have had their mortgages modified through a government-sponsored program will redefault within 12 months, according to a report released Wednesday.Between 65% and 75% of loans that are modified through the Home Affordable Modification

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